Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Asshole in the Red Car

If you EVER come up on my ass doing 80mph with another asshole doing the same right beside you, you better hope I had my kids with me again or else I will slam on my brakes and send your wreckless ass through your windshield.

It's a wonderful feeling to be cruising along at 60mph (in a 55 zone, at that) to look up in your rearview mirror to see some jerk within 4 feet of you and closing in fast with nowhere to go. You scared the bejesus out of me and almost caused me and my 5 kids to go plummeting off the over pass onto HWY 17.

You do NOT want to mess with a stressed, exhausted and sex-deprived mom of five. You WILL live to regret it. So keep your eye out for a red minivan, you never know when it's going to be me.

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