They Crack Me Up

"Don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?"

"Not 'til 4"

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"A good captain always goes down with his ship."

"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A GOOD CAPTAIN!"

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"My name is Dewey Finn. And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure I've touched them"

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"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

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"And in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles!"

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*Ok, that is all that I can think of at the moment. My memory sucks. Add your favorite funny movie/tv lines.