The Dog Ate a Bamboo Skewer

John says, "He ate the whole thing?! That's gonna hurt coming out!"

Jacob says, "I think he's gonna die when it comes out. And if he does, we will just have to throw him in the trash!"

ROTFLMFAO!!! That kid is a riot!

Disclaimer: We are an animal loving family (my bird killing days are over) and we wouldn't just throw him in the trash (we'd at least put him in a box first). I have no idea where that came from. Don't hurt me, Missy! LoL