Sunday, July 6, 2008

Give 'em Shit... Literally!

My friend just sent me this link to a great gag gift! Literally, they will gag! HA! She thought it would be perfect for the McDonald's manager LMAO

We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh shit packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of shit that we can send, including a special shit of the month. Go to the order page to see what's on special this month.
The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of shit:
To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
For your mean boss
For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
A gag gift
For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
You just don't like them

Customer Testimonials:
I sent a pile of shit to my neighbor that lets her dog shit in everybody's yard. She must have gotten the message because now she carries a plastic bag around with her and actually cleans up after the dog. She never did that before. Thanks for a job well done. Mary - San Francisco, CA

Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He dosen't know who it came from. He's so pissed off it's great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation. Anonymous - Harrisburg, PA

This is a gift that every asshole neighbor should get. Your neighbor Trenton NJ

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