Saturday, June 14, 2008

Homeless Children Found

Two seemingly homeless children were found wandering around my living room this morning. Their diapers were full, their clothes were filthy and they came sporting, what I can only assume was, war paint.

One of the children was also seen a couple of days ago walking around in mismatched shoes that were way too big for her. Today they were barefoot and one was without pants.

They do not appear to be malnourished but they were begging for scraps which I obliging gave to them.

If you know who these children belong to could you please let them know I've since bathed their demon spawn and would like to return them to their rightful owner ASAP!

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